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  • Dirty Little Love Notes

    Handjobs

    Dirty Little Love Notes

    $5.00

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    Handjobs

    Dirty Little Love Notes

    $5.00

    A pretty way to say something filthy, these teeny tiny greeting cards are made in Wilmington, NC! Each one comes with a handmade rainbow-colored envelope! If you want to go farther than simple salutations, a little NSFW notation might just do the trick. Whether you like it sweet or straight-up stickayyyyy, there's a message here for you. 

    1.5" x 1"
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  • Condom I Your Baby

    POWER AND LIGHT

    Condom I Your Baby

    $5.00

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    POWER AND LIGHT

    Condom I Your Baby

    $5.00

    "I Wrapped My Gift... Now You Wrap Yours" condom card

    Packaging is letterpress printed on 100% PCW paper.

    Each matchbook contains 1 FDA-approved premium latex, lubricated condom, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life.

     

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  • Condom I Wrap Yours

    POWER AND LIGHT

    Condom I Wrap Yours

    $5.00

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    POWER AND LIGHT

    Condom I Wrap Yours

    $5.00

    "I Wrapped My Gift... Now You Wrap Yours" condom card

    Packaging is letterpress printed on 100% PCW paper.

    Each matchbook contains 1 FDA-approved premium latex, lubricated condom, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life.

     

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  • Condom I And Me

    POWER AND LIGHT

    Condom I And Me

    $5.00

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    POWER AND LIGHT

    Condom I And Me

    $5.00

    "A Gift For You! And Me" condom card

    Packaging is letterpress printed on 100% PCW paper.

    Each matchbook contains 1 FDA-approved premium latex, lubricated condom, with a 4 to 5 year shelf life.

     

     

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  • Brie Problems

    POWER AND LIGHT

    Brie Problems

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    POWER AND LIGHT

    Brie Problems

    $5.00

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    A relatable card, or the MOST relatable card?
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  • Purrrrrfect Thank You

    EGG PRESS

    Purrrrrfect Thank You

    $5.50

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    EGG PRESS

    Purrrrrfect Thank You

    $5.50

    Egg Press is a Portland-based small-batch letterpress and design studio specializing in hand drawn illustrations, beautiful coloring, and a charming sense of humor!

     

     

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  • Congrats Asshole

    EGG PRESS

    Congrats Asshole

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    EGG PRESS

    Congrats Asshole

    $5.00

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    Egg Press is a Portland-based small-batch letterpress and design studio specializing in hand drawn illustrations, beautiful coloring, and a charming sense of humor!

     

     

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  • Dog Sympathy

    EGG PRESS

    Dog Sympathy

    $5.00

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    EGG PRESS

    Dog Sympathy

    $5.00

    Egg Press is a Portland-based small-batch letterpress and design studio specializing in hand drawn illustrations, beautiful coloring, and a charming sense of humor!

     

     

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  • Cat Sympathy

    EGG PRESS

    Cat Sympathy

    $5.00

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    EGG PRESS

    Cat Sympathy

    $5.00

    Egg Press is a Portland-based small-batch letterpress and design studio specializing in hand drawn illustrations, beautiful coloring, and a charming sense of humor!

     

     

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  • Great Cat Birthday

    EGG PRESS

    Great Cat Birthday

    $5.50

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    EGG PRESS

    Great Cat Birthday

    $5.50

    Egg Press is a Portland-based small-batch letterpress and design studio specializing in hand drawn illustrations, beautiful coloring, and a charming sense of humor!

     

     

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  • Thankssssssss

    EGG PRESS

    Thankssssssss

    $5.00

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    EGG PRESS

    Thankssssssss

    $5.00

    Egg Press is a Portland-based small-batch letterpress and design studio specializing in hand drawn illustrations, beautiful coloring, and a charming sense of humor!

     

     

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  • Thank You ROAR

    EGG PRESS

    Thank You ROAR

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    EGG PRESS

    Thank You ROAR

    $6.00

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    Egg Press is a Portland-based small-batch letterpress and design studio specializing in hand drawn illustrations, beautiful coloring, and a charming sense of humor!

     

     

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