Some people say “Don’t burn your bridges,” but not you! If there’s one thing you know, it’s that there’s no going back. So screw it. Since that’s the case, you might as well get a little illumination out of it!
No matter what bridge you’re crossing, send a message to those who might dare to cross you with this patch. Go ahead, burn that bridge and light the way!
here are countless Father of the Year mugs handed out each year as an empty gesture to just slightly above average dads... but giving the highly esteemed and much sought afterFather of the GOD DAMN year coffee mug means you really mean it!
This coffee mug makes a fantastic and thoughtful birthday gift or Father's Day Gift idea for Fathers with a great sense of humor.
Inside all of us is an introvert just dying to get out... Hell is other people. Deep down we want to just stay home on Friday night and write poetry on our antique typewriters... or at least bundle up in our Snuggy and binge watch Netflix.
The ultimate shit list... It can get simply exhausting keeping track of all the people who have wronged you. Do you remember how rude that barista was to you last week? Document the infraction in this hilarious journal and instantly feel better. This embossed, letterpress journal is a ring bound hardcover with 100 sheets of lined filler.
Remember the days when you disagreed with friends or family about politics and you had well reasoned, respectful discussions about the issues? Well, now with our Reality Show President we have hateful tweets and talking heads on cable news shouting at us. Awesome!
Purchase this mug and help Make America Rational Again... We are all Americans who love this country... let's act like it.
Most of us (52.5 Million wink wink) still have some ability to think and behave rationally. It turns out that bankrupt, philandering, reality show stars make lousy presidents...
This journal applies to pretty much every meeting ever called -ever. Millions of hours are wasted each year by pointless meetings that could have easily been handled with a few emails.... Now you can show your disdain for the complete waste of time these meetings are.
Science is based on fact... not opinion. When you drop your keys they plummet to the floor -because gravity happens whether you believe in it or not. The same is true with global warming. Science doesn't give a fuck what you believe. Global warming is happening and humans cause it... at least that's what the wicked smart PHDs and scientists from MIT and elsewhere say. Conservative talk show hosts and politicians disagree... But who would you trust?
All praise Madonna. The original Material Girl. This is definitely the best response to perhaps the tackiest pickup line on the planet. Because you are all about the Benjamins. No shame in that in this tough job market.
Pink Letter Pressed Notebook. Classic burn. Gentlemen, listen up. For starters, that's a super annoying question to ask a lady. Also, get your grammar straight before hitting on a lady via text. Any woman worth her salt is going to require that you use proper grammar at all times -even in texts.
This hilarious notebook is Made in the USA and comes with28 sheets of fifty pound lined paper. Designed and shipped in Whitefish, Montana.