Disappointed By A Man StickerRegular price $3.00
Hell is Other People StickerRegular price $4.00
Inside all of us is an introvert just dying to get out... Hell is other people. Deep down we want to just stay home on Friday night and write poetry on our antique typewriters... or at least bundle up in our Snuggy and binge watch Netflix.
Vinyl Sticker Dimensions: 3.5" x 4"
I Just F*cking Love Dogs, OK? StickerRegular price $4.00
Because dogs rule. They're man's best friend and cute as hell to boot. Also, they are a great way to make friends at the dog park...
Vinyl Sticker Dimensions: 3.5" x 3.25"
Actual item is uncensored
Muttering WTF to Myself MagnetRegular price $5.00
Now with social media being so popular, we all have to have a personal brand to uphold. Many of us would be lost entirely, with no identity at all without the sweet, sweet phrase What the Fuck. It's really a weird phrase. Is it even used as a question anymore? It's so versatile it can be utilized for any occasion. Pizza guy is late? WTF! Your team fumbles the ball? WTF! Your spouse wants you to help with dishes? WTF!
Meriwether custom designed refrigerator magnets are super strong. They look great, will make you giggle and will easily hold whatever papers you'd like to slide under them.
Magnet Dimensions: 3" x 2" Square
Science Doesn't Give A Fuck What You Believe MugRegular price $16.00
What's Your Sign?... StickerRegular price $3.50
Him: what's your sign?
Me: the dollar sign $
All praise Madonna. The original Material Girl. This is definitely the best response to perhaps the tackiest pickup line on the planet. Because you are all about the Benjamins. No shame in that in this tough job market.
Vinyl Sticker Dimensions: 4.6" x 1.85"