Bridges PatchRegular price $6.00
Some people say “Don’t burn your bridges,” but not you! If there’s one thing you know, it’s that there’s no going back. So screw it. Since that’s the case, you might as well get a little illumination out of it!
No matter what bridge you’re crossing, send a message to those who might dare to cross you with this patch. Go ahead, burn that bridge and light the way!
Dimensions: 3" x 2.5"
Fuck Nope. StickerRegular price $3.50
Well, what can we say about this sticker? There's NO, NOPE, HELL NO and HELL NOPE... and then there's Fuck Nope. It's pretty much the Nuclear Option of NOs.
Dimensions: 4.75" x 1.75"
Hell is Other People StickerRegular price $4.00
Inside all of us is an introvert just dying to get out... Hell is other people. Deep down we want to just stay home on Friday night and write poetry on our antique typewriters... or at least bundle up in our Snuggy and binge watch Netflix.
Vinyl Sticker Dimensions: 3.5" x 4"
I Just F*cking Love Dogs, OK? StickerRegular price $4.00
Because dogs rule. They're man's best friend and cute as hell to boot. Also, they are a great way to make friends at the dog park...
Vinyl Sticker Dimensions: 3.5" x 3.25"
Actual item is uncensored
Science Doesn't Give A Fuck What You Believe MugRegular price $16.00
What's Your Sign?... StickerRegular price $3.50
Him: what's your sign?
Me: the dollar sign $
All praise Madonna. The original Material Girl. This is definitely the best response to perhaps the tackiest pickup line on the planet. Because you are all about the Benjamins. No shame in that in this tough job market.
Vinyl Sticker Dimensions: 4.6" x 1.85"
You're* Still Single JournalRegular price $12.00
Pink Letter Pressed Notebook.
Classic burn. Gentlemen, listen up. For starters, that's a super annoying question to ask a lady. Also, get your grammar straight before hitting on a lady via text. Any woman worth her salt is going to require that you use proper grammar at all times -even in texts.
This hilarious notebook is Made in the USA and comes with 28 sheets of fifty pound lined paper. Designed and shipped in Whitefish, Montana.
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