You will obtain psy-kick powers - the ability to mentally kick your enemies in the face while wearing your awesome new socks.
SO SOFT, SO FANCY
These socks do not contain polyester (which is awful for the environment)
DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area
Adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
High Thread Count
Like fancy sheets for your feets
Greater levels of details
40 Gram Socks with Smoooooth Seams
Sewn to be better than your average sock - not paper thin
Provide breathe-ability for year round wear
No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
Hell yeah, stripes.
One Size Fits Most Humans Adult Sizes 5-13