Tears Of Men Who Have Wronged Me

Nothing smells quite as sweet as the salty tears of the men who've wronged us. So we decided to bottle up their tears and wear the scent with pride. Whether a smug little spritz here and there, or a gleefully thorough spray, this empowering eau de parfum is the perfect way to get the last laugh. A memorable post-breakup or glass-ceiling-shattering gift. Wear it every day to absorb your enemies' life force into your own! Details: Bottle reads: TEARS OF MEN WHO HAVE WRONGED ME

1 oz perfume Glass spray bottle with gold hardware

Scent: sea salt (so salty) and driftwood (because girl, you need to set that wood adrift)

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