Two heads are better than one.
Two goat heads are so much cuter than one.
Scientific studies have shown that if you don't buy these socks, you will probably be more sad than if you did buy them.
Warning: Socks may cause your legs to go stiff and make you fall over adorably if you get too scared.
SO SOFT, SO FANCY
These socks do not contain polyester (which is awful for the environment)
DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area
Adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail.
High Thread Count
Like fancy sheets for your feets
Greater levels of details
40 Gram Socks with Smoooooth Seams
Sewn to be better than your average sock - not paper thin
Provide breathe-ability for year round wear
No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area
Hell yeah, stripes.
One Size Fits Most Humans Size 5-13