Everyone loves kale and candy, so why not Frankenstein the two together as Kale Candy?

All the great flavor of kale with none of the pesky nutrients. This hard candy with green and white stripes has a grassy, bitter taste mixed with sweet sugar. Nom!

✦ Candy that tastes like kale

✦ Tin measures approximately 3 x 2 x 2"

✦ Comes individually wrapped

✦ Probably shouldn't exist