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A humorous and playful illustration of a laser design with exaggerated features, combining bold colors and light effects for a fun, quirky aesthetic.
Dick Lazer
A humorous and playful illustration of a laser design with exaggerated features, combining bold colors and light effects for a fun, quirky aesthetic.
Dick Lazer

Dick Lazer

DICK LAZERS
$22.00
Description

One laser. 5 dicks. 💥

Bring laughter with a laser pen that projects 5 penises. Shine them at your friends and enemies. Be the life of the party and prank your friends. Create a funny memory that everyone will remember.

✦ Shines 5 different funny cartoon penis images, 1 red dot laser pointer, 1 flashlight, and 1 blacklight.

✦ Comes with a USB charger so the fun never stops! 

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