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My Anaconda Don't! A Cheeky Guide to Butts

My Anaconda Don't! A Cheeky Guide to Butts

$14.99
Description
  • My Anaconda Don't! inspires readers to love their bodies no matter their shape or size and have a bit of fun along the way.

    This isn't just any other body positivity book on the market- My Anaconda Don't! has got plenty of sass, and most importantly, plenty of ASS. With a mixture of tongue in cheek humor and earnest tips and information, My Anaconda Don't! will teach you how to celebrate and love ass.

    The content is surprisingly comprehensive, starting with the origin of BC (butt culture), to Gluteus Health (butt strengthening exercises), to body positivity, butts in music, and how to give your ass a facial using coffee scrub and oil.

    Throughout the book there are inspirational quotes from butt idols and people known for championing body positivity-like Nicky Minaj, Lizzo, the Kardashians, Iggy Azalea, Kylie Minogue and more.

    The title My Anaconda Don't! is inspired by Nikki Minaj's song Anaconda and of course Sir Mix-a-lots 90's hit I Like Big Butts.

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