These matches are for the sad old drug pushers, the girls that like to make out with hot dogs, and those of us that are just too gay to function. ✨

✦ Designed to look and open like an actual book and even features the FUGLIEST slut of them all on the inside cover. 

✦ Comes with approximately 35 2" red-tipped matches.

✦ Measures approximately 1.5" x 2.5".

✦ Designed in Nashville, TN.