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Effin' Birds 2027 Planner Calendar
Effin' Birds 2027 Planner Calendar
Effin' Birds 2027 Planner Calendar

Effin' Birds 2027 Planner Calendar

$17.99
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Cute birds, filthy mouths. Instant mood booster. 🐦

Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all—from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk—with wings.

Features include:

  • 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)
  • Perfect bound
  • Sturdy softcover
  • Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Ribbon page marker
  • 12-month planner: January–December 2027
  • Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
  • Monthly and weekly planning pages
  • Weekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to write
  • Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
  • Year-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Moon phases, based on Universal Time
  • Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

In case you were wondering...

What is your return policy?

We accept returns up to 15 days after delivery. We currently do not offer exchanges. See our full return policy here.

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When will my order ship?

Orders are usually fulfilled within three business days of purchase. You will receive an email with tracking information as soon as we've packed your order. Learn more about our shipping policies here.

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