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The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of America book featuring humorous illustrations and witty descriptions of various American birds, perfect for bird lovers with a sense of humor.
Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America
Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America

Field Guide To Dumb Birds Of North America

$16.95
Description

Perfect for the anti-aviary (or bird fanatic with a sense of humor), this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. 🐦

Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. 

With migratory maps and tips for birding, plus musings on the avian population and the ethics of birdwatching, this is the essential guide to all things wings. No need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!

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